Friday, February 04, 2011

ipad caricature of Scuzzy Scarey Subway dude by Subwaysurfer

he looked like a combination  burnt out rock star,slash homeless war veteran slashmaggot invested crackhead..... for all I know , he was just an undercover cop totally immersed in his character. Whatever he was, he is one of the reasons I love riding the trains of this city. You just cant find these kinda people anywhere else. Its like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get.... HEY! I should patent that line!

Id be interested in knowing who and what kinda... er... extraordinary people youve seen on the trains. Please feel free to comment! I wanna hear from you!

ANNOYING EXPRESSIONS THAT MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM

I don't know about you, but there are some expressions that I hear on a daily basis that makes me wanna scream to the top of my lungs until I'm breathless. It's almost as if the people who say these things routinely don't have a definable personality, no original thoughts, and couldn't have an idea if you handed them a light bulb.

Feel free to add your own annoying expressions, here are some of mine...

Here's my list
YADA YADA YADA
KNOWWHUTI'MSAYING?!
IT BE LIKE...
YA KNOW...YA KNOW..YA KNOW...
WHUTS UP WITH THAT?
OOOOOHHHH KAY...
YEAHHHHHHH RIGHT.
YO CHILL
YO CHILL HOMIE
YO HOMIE, CHILL
WHUT UP DOG?
JUST CHILLIN
WHUTS UPPP?
YO, SON!
THEY HAD ME ROLLIN!!
I WUZ ROLLIN!
YO, I WUZ ROLLIN, SON!
YO, I WUZ ROLLIN, SON......word.
WHY IT GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?
WHY I GOTTA BE ALL THAT?
OH, SO IT'S "LIKE THAT,"HUH?
WHY YEW ILLIN?
WHY YEW ILLIN, SON?
YO, WHY Y'ALL ILLIN?
YO, HE GOTS MADD SKILLZ!
JUST HANDLIN MY BIZNESS...
KNOWWHATIMEAN?!
SO,WHUTS UP WIT YEW?
YO, YEW MY BOYE!
YO, THAT'S MY GURL, .......word.
FERGETTABOUTIT!
WHATS THE DILLIE OH?!
YO, DAT WUZ KRAZIE...
IM MADD TIRED
IM MADD HUNGRY
IM MADD!

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