Tuesday, January 12, 2010
WOW! FANCY MEETING YOU HERE!!! THERE'S NO TELLING WHO YOU'RE GONNA MEET IN THE DESERT, IS THERE?? I'D OFFER YOU A BITE OF MY BURGER HERE, BUT I REALLY DONT LIKE TO EAT AFTER PEOPLE.....YOU'RE JESUS, THE SON OF GOD, RIGHT? GEE, IT'S SO HARD TO TELL IN ALL OF THIS HEAT, YOU ACTUALLY COULD BE A MIRAGE, YOU KNOW.... HMMM, HOW CAN WE TELL IF YOU'RE THE REAL THING.... LET ME THINK.....
I KNOW!! LET 'S DO A LITTLE TEST! IT SHOULD'NT BE HARD FOR YOU, I MEAN, YOU'RE THE SON OF GOD, RIGHT?? PROVE IT RIGHT NOW!!! IF YOU'RE THE SON OF GOD, TURN THESE STONES INTO BEARD!! LET'S MAKE 'EM BAGELS!!! iT IS WRITTEN, MAN SHALL NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE, BUT BY EVERY WORD THAT PROCEEDETH OUT OF THE MOUTH OF GOD.
GO 'BOUT YOUR BUSINESS, SATAN! YOU'RE BOTHERING ME! TALK TO THE HAND!


WELCOME TO THE PINNACLE OF THE TEMPLE CHURCH OF THE "MOST LOW" THE OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS OF LUCIFER MINISTRIES, WHERE OUR MOTO IS, "DECIEVING THE LOST, AT WHATEVER THE COST". THE SUBJECT OF MY SERMON TODAY IS "TAKING A LEAP OF FAITH" BY THAT I MEAN LITERALLY!
OH, YOU DIDNT BRING YOUR BIBLE WITH YOU? IT DOESNT MATTER, I'LL JUST INTERPRET THE TEXT IN THE SAME WAY I DID FOR TWO FORMER PARISHONERS YOU MIGHT KNOW THEM, "ADAM, AND EVE?" ANYWAYS, ABOUT THAT LEAP OF FAITH I WAS TALKING ABOUT, IF YOU ARE THE SON OF GOD, AND WE HAVENT PROVEN THAT YET, WHY DONT YOU TAKE A FLYING LEAP OFF THE PENNACLE OF THE TEMPLE? GO AHEAD, CAST YOURSELF DOWN! YOU WONT GET HURT! I CAN PROVE IT BY OUR TEXT FOR TODAY FOUND IN THE BOOK OF PSALMS CHAPTER 91...
HERE'S THE PASSAGE NOW, IT READS.....For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.
They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.
SEE THAT! I JUST PROVED MY POINT WITH SCRIPTURE!!!
OKAY, START JUMPING.....JUST THINK ABOUT THE IMPRESSION IT WOULD MAKE!! WHEN FOLKS SEE YOU LEAP OFF THE TEMPLE, AND ANGELS RESCUE YOU IN SPECTACULAR FASHION, THEN IT'S BONAFIDE PROOF THAT YOU'RE THE ANNOITED ONE!!! JUST THINK OF THE PUBLICITY!!!

I GUESS YOU FORGOT ABOUT THIS PASSAGE FOUND IN DEUTERONOMY CHAPTER 6 VERSE 16 THAT READS, "YOU SHALL NOT PUT THE LORD THY GOD TO THE TEST!!
OH....ER... I GUESS IT SLIPPED MY MIND, HEH.... ENOUGH OF THIS THEOLOGICAL DISCUSSIONS! THEY ONLY CAUSE ARGUMENTS!!! LET'S TALK BUSINESS!!! I HAPPEN TO KNOW ;JUST THE RIGHT PLACE.....

WELCOME TO MY MOUNTAIN TOP RETREAT!! MY NAME IS LOU C. FURR CEO AND PRESIDENT OF G.O.T.W. THAT STANDS FOR "GOD OF THIS WORLD" ENTERPRISES. OH, BY THE WAY, DO YOU LIKE THE SUIT? IT'S 'HOT' YOU KNOW! I CAN GET YOU ONE IF YOU LIKE, I KNOW WHERE THEY PARK THE TRUCK!!
BUT ENOUGH SMALL TALK, LET'S TALK BUSINESS...


MIND IF I SMOKE? ... YEAH, I KNOW THESE THINGS WILL KILL ME, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? IM TRYING TO CUT DOWN! IM DOWN TO ONE MILLION PACKS A DAY!.... ANYWAYS, ABOUT BUSINESS, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU HAVENT BEEN HUMAN VERY LONG JESUS, AND MAYBE YOU KINDA DONT KNOW HOW THINGS WORK DOWN HERE ON THE 'BIG BLUE MARBLE"....
THE FACT IS, THERE ARE CERTAIN REALITIES THAT RUN THIS WORLD, ALL UNDR MY CONTROL, IN SUBTLE WAYS..... MONEY FOR INSTANCE, SOME PEOPLE GOTTA HAVE IT, SOME PEOPLE REALLLY NEED IT, SOME PEOPLE DO BADDD THINGS WITH IT...
HMMMM, I OUGTA MAKE A SONG OUTTA THAT...
WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS, THAT YOU NEED A LOTTA THIS STUFF IN ORDER TO MAKE IT DOWN HERE. IT MAKES LIVING A LOT EASIER, AND MAKES NEGOTIATING VERRRRRY EASY...
I CAN HELP YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON A LOTTA THIS....
FOR A PRICE.....
HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YA DONT KNOW...
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION HERE.... IF YOU LOOK OUT IM SHOWING YOU ALL THE KINGDOMS OF THE WORLD, AND WHAT THEY'RE WORTH. WE GOT WASHINGTON, THE KREMLIN...WEIVE GOT COUNTRIES , CONTINENTS, STATES AND CITIES, EUROPE, ASIA, AFRICA, NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA....
ALL OF THESE PLACES RICH IN THEIR OWN WAY OF MONEY, HUMAN CAPITAL, NATURAL RESOURCES,
I TELL YA, I'VE RUN ALL OF EM FOR CENTURIES , AND LET ME TELL YA, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CANT MAKE A HUMAN BEING DO, IF YOU KNOW WHAT BUTTONS TO PUSH...
WHAT IM OFFERING YOU IS A PARTNERSHIP! THAT'S RIGHT!
WITH OUR COMBINED STRENGTH WE CAN END THIS DESTRUCTIVE CONFLICT AND BRING ORDER TO THE....
WHOOPS! BETTER NOW SAY THAT! COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT...
BUT YOU GET THE IDEA!
WE COULD RUN THIS THNG, JESUS, JUST YOU AND ME, WE CAN HAVE THE WORLD ON A STRING, JUST LIKE SINATRA SAYS...
BUT IT COMES WITH A PRICE.....AND HERE IT IS....
Saturday, January 09, 2010
Why so sadd?
As Ive stated so many times before in this blog, the one thing I love about subwaysurfing aka extreme life drawing, are those times when i can totally capture a mood uncut and unfiltered and put it on paper. You really dont get to do that when people are busy performing preening and posing as they do in a party situation or in a life drawing class. This young woman, caught riding the subway, looked "normal " enough and I started ovserving her sensing that something else was "coming". Then for a couple of minutes her face changed, and she had this look that i captured here of sadness, anger, and dissapointment. It was a very private moment, but there it was on her face. My heart went out to her as I have seen this "look" on the face of so many young woman her age in this day we live in. I dont know what was on her mind, but as quickly as the expression appeared, it vanished as she became aware of me. Of course, as always, by the time my subject becomes aware of me, they've already been captured. The challenge in doing a piece like this is to draw it quickly, and economically. Ive studied Jeremy Townsend's approach to doing caricatures and he is a master at this, which is why I admire his work so much. I tried to get that same economy of line here. The original pic was drawn in pencil, inked with a tombo, colored in photoshop uploaded to the blog and is being viewed by you. Aint technology great?
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Christ Chronicles almost ready, stay tuned...

As you might have guessed from this particular pic, and others, my story is going to have an updated, contemporary, and slightly off beat look and feel while still telling the "adventutes of Christ" as found in the New Testament books of Matthew Mark Luke and John. The movie, Godspell, is one of my inspirations for wanting to do this project, and Ive had it on the back burner for years, waiting until I felt artistically ready to launch it. That time is now. Im so excited.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
commuter on the B Train to Kings Hway
Monday, January 04, 2010
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
caricatures in restaurant
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